CURS PENTRU BARBATI
Obiectivul pedagogic al cursului de formare este de a le permite barbatilor sa-si dezvolte acea parte a creierului a carei existenta o ignorau.
Program: 4 module dintre care unul obligatoriu:
Modulul 1: (curs obligatoriu)
1. Sa invat sa traiesc fara mama mea (2000 ore)
2. Sotia mea nu este mama mea (350 ore)
3. Sa inteleg ca fotbalul nu este altceva decat un sport
Modulul 2: Viata in doi
1. Sa am copii fara sa devin gelos (pe ei) (50 ore)
2. Sa nu mai zic prostii atunci cand nevasta isi primeste prietenele (500 ore)
3. Sa depasesc sindromul controlului telecomenzii (550 ore)
4. Sa inteleg ca pantalonii nu se duc nici o data singuri pana la dulap (800 ore)
5. Cum sa ajung pana la cosul cu rufe murdare fara sa ma ratacesc (500 ore)
6. Cum sa supravietuiesc unei raceli fara sa agonizez
Modulul 3: Timpul liber
1. Sa calc in doua etape o camasa in mai putin de doua ore (exercitiu practic)
Modulul 4 : Curs de bucatarie
1. nivelul 1 (incepatori): Electrocasnicele: ON deschis; OFF inchis
2. nivelul 2 (avansati): prima mea supa instant fara sa ard cratita
3. Exercitiu practic: fierbe apa inainte de a adauga pastele
CURS INTENSIV
Din ratiuni de dificultate si de intindere a temelor, cursurile vor avea maxim 8 inscrisi.
Tema 1: Calcatul, acest proces misterios: de la masina de spalat pana la dulap
Tema 2: Riscurile umplerii tavii pentru gheata (demonstratie sustituta de diapozitive)
Tema 3: Tu si electricitatea. Avantajele economice de a angaja personal calificat pentru reparatii (chiar si cele elementare)
Tema 4: Ultima descoperire stiintifica. A gati si a duce gunoiul nu provoaca impotenta si nici tetraplagie. (Practica laborator).
Tema 5: De ce nu este un delict sa-i oferi flori, chiar daca te-ai casatorit cu ea
Tema 6: Sulul de hartie igienica. Hartia igienica nu creste langa veceu. Expozitii cu tema “generatia spontana”
Tema 7: Cum sa coboram capacul de la wc pas cu pas (Teleconferinta cu Universitatea Harvard)
Tema 8: Barbatii la volan. Daca se ratacesc, pot cere informatii fara riscul de a parea impotenti? (Marturisiri)
Tema 9: Masina de spalat, acest mare mister din casa.
Tema 10: Diferente fundamentale: cosul pentru rufe murdare si podeaua (exercitii in laboratoarele cu terapie muzicala)
Tema 11: Barbatul in scaunul pasagerului. Este posibil sa nu vorbeasca sau sa se agite compulsiv in timp ce ea parcheaza?
Tema 12: Ceasca de la micul dejun nu leviteaza singura pana la chiuveta
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20/02/2009 la 20:17
HAHAHA! Excelent articolul! Dincolo de “adevarurile fundamentale” cuprinse in el, are si umor! Ceea ce barbatii nu prea au cand ne lasa pe noi, de cele mai multe ori - asta ca sa nu exageram -, sa le facem pe toate, pe motiv ca ei “oricum nu se pricep”! Sunt curioasa daca baietii de la Radio 21 au citit CURSUL PENTRU BARBATI si cum li s-a parut. E sau nu UTIL pentru ei? Poate ii pui la incercare!
20/02/2009 la 21:27
Uite ca io l-am citit ! Si e cat se poate de adevarat ca ma ratacesc in drumurile mele catre bucatarie sau cosul de rufe; exista totusi atatea tentatii : 2 calculatoare permanent pornite (youtube sau review-uri la componente pc sau poza cu gagici), frigiderul care e si masa cu tacamuri in el (dinculescu dixit), sau pur si simplu canapeaua pe care sa te tolanesti nesimit si lanced.
Recunosc, imi place cel mai mult cand ma rataces, disciplina ma face sa fiu sooo…”women-ish”…
20/02/2009 la 22:01
WOW! Multumesc pentru raspuns!
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