EI BINE, DA…CURS SPECIAL PT FEMEI…
Curs special pentru femei
Tema: Dezvoltarea functiunilor creierului la femeia moderna.
Scop: Participantele vor fi confruntate cu o experienta fascinanta (folosirea creierului).
Conditii: Vointa de a invata ceva nou (chiar daca se va dovedi a fi ceva greu)
Durata: Brunete 1,5 luni fiecare modul
Roscate 3 luni fiecare modul
Blonde 6 luni fiecare modul
Cursul contine 4 module
Modulul I
1.Acceptarea soartei: m-am nascut femeie
2.Cunoasterea locului de desfasurare a vietii: bucataria
3.Cum pastrez ordinea in poseta? (sub control strict)
4.Cum fac cumparaturi in mai putin de 4 ore: notiuni elementare
5.Pastrarea limitelor: Cum ma machiez corect
6.Curs de programare I (toate categoriile): folosirea cuptorului cu microunde
7.Curs de programare II (numai brunetele si roscatele): Videorecorderul
Modulul II
1.Ecuatia cu o necunoscuta: Automobilul
2.Exercitii de dinamica grupului: Ce trebuie sa fac cand stam in masina
3.Parcarea, Partea I: Notiuni elementare
4.Parcarea, Partea II: Manevre
5.O adevarata provocare: frana si acceleratia.
6.Cutia de viteze. Descriere completa (pentru blonde numai cutia automata)
7.Folosirea corecta a semnalizatorului.
8.Notiuni elementare de fizica: Corpuri in miscare
9.Adevaruri optice: luminile rosie, galbena si verde ale semaforului.
10.Curs special: Parcarea in garaj.
11.Ecuatia cu mai multe necunoscute: Cutia de scule
12.Curs de supravietuire I: Unde se afla lumina de avarie
13.Curs de supravietuire II: Schimbarea unui cauciuc
14.Curs de supravietuire III: Schimbarea mai multor cauciucuri (Da, este posibil !!)
15.Curs de supravietuireIV: Verificarea cu succes a nivelului uleiului si a apei
Modulul III
1.Notiuni elementare: Nici o cucerire a tehnicii moderne nu ma va putea ridica la nivelul barbatului
2.Vocabular I: Definitia cuvantului “DA”. Corectarea exercitiului “Esti gata?”
3.Vocabular II: Definitia notiunii “5 Minute”
4.Sociologie: Fotbalul nu este un sport ci o religie.
5.Drept cetatenesc si morala I: Discutiile barbatilor despre tema fotbal
6.Drept cetatenesc si morala II: A nu te amesteca nicicodata in aceste discutii
7.Cum evit intrebarile inutile (de ex. “Ma iubesti?”, “Sant frumoasa?”, “Am ceva special?”)
8.Adevaruri zilnice: Si femeile ragaie, exercitii in grup.
9.Adevaruri zilnice: Barbieritul (curs intensiv pentru brunete): Partea barbateasca a femeii
10.Comportamentul la cumparaturi: Cardul Visa, Definirea notiunii de limita de suma
11..Comportamentul la cumparaturi: Si eu pot cara naveta de bere
12.De ce mama nu e binevenita la noi? (1000 de studii de caz)
Modulul IV
1.Telefonul: Cand trebuie sa inchid? Exercitii de grup: 4 femei/telefon(nu uitati sacul de dormit)
2.Machiajul: Metamorfoza femeii
3.Terapie TV I: Si fara telenovele se poate trai!
4.Terapie TV II: Filmele de dragoste sant pura fictiune si nu realitate
5.Eu si corpul meu: Legea gravitatiei
6.Oglinzile nu mint: Ma accept asa cum sant.
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